Sloth's Master PlanFlavor text for the "Sloth's Master Plan" Neopets TCG card:
What if you held a secret evil-masterminds convention and everyone came?
"Order!" Dr. Sloth cried, banging his gavel on the podium. "Order! I will have order!"
"And I will have a burger and fries!" Malkus Vile called from the back. He barely managed to dodge the flying gavel that Sloth had thrown at him in response.
"Did anyone not see that coming?" Eliv Thade asked no one in particular over the muttering of the small crowd.
"Pay attention when I'm speaking to you!" Sloth roared.
The crowd was quickly quieted by Sloth's loud wrath.
"Is this gonna take long, alien?" Balthazar asked, his voice gruff. "I got faeries to capture."
"Yes, and I have a manicure scheduled in an hour," Vira added.
"What am I doing here?" Hubrid Nox thought out loud. "I like working alone best!"
"If you will all just be quiet, we'll be done sooner!" Sloth declared, leaning on the podium and supporting himself with both arms. "Now, before we begin.